General Chat

OK Jenny, I look forward to hearing from you shortly. Now I really must go up and give Mr. Blue his supper, he will have wondered where I got to. Looking into Reception Good Gracious - have you seen this? (Points to vision of scarves making an exhibition) Can I leave you to deal with it? 'Nite, Nite See you tomorrow

Enters a mysterious figure....clothed in seven veils of extraordinary hues... round and round she twirls...the veils flowing....until one by one she sheds them (bit like a snakeskin really)..purple, red, orange, green,yellow, saffron, blue, pink (well there was one extra)....the music quickens....the dance gets more frenetic, the veils are now being cast off at a fierce rate.....until just one is left....the pink one....and there is the Snake Woman alias The Amazing Fan Dancer alias the Juggler...alias the Ping Pong Person....tatoo-free!!!! She has had them lasered....a bit sore but heck..Art is Art....(Forgot to mention her Sumo Wrestling) short but interesting phase.... She is Beautiful.......

Dorothy. will give some thought on that little matter. I am not too pleased with a few things at the moment. ......... Will be in touch shortly. David. How are you doing. Is there much more essential work to be done. We are really getting nearer to our Grand Opening. We have quiet a few Distinguished guests arriving. Everything must be ready. Any problems, please report to the Management ASAP.

Oh hello Jenny - gosh, that was a hectic day wasn't it - yes, thankyou - I will have a G & T please Elaine. Now then Jenny, what do you think? Pretty successful on the whole, the staff have all worked very hard, with Gwynne keeping everyone on their toes, and Chef Lindy preparing such wonderful food - her assistant helped too I don't doubt, it's good that we have two of them isn't it? Cheers!! Now, I must make one thing clear, in your absence I've had a lot of bother with that pet crocodile, what are your feelings about it ? I don't object to staff having a pet, but it must be kept out of the way of the Guests, don't you think? This afternoon, one of the Guests - a very odd looking Aussie chap who seems to think he's a Man of God - though I don't know WHICH God - reported that the Croc had eaten a child. Of course I checked this out and foound that it was in fact an advertising sign for the Bonny Baby Competition- but very worrying for a short while. Perhaps you could give the matter some thought. Another drink anyone? Then I must go up and see to poor, lonely Mr. Blue - haven't seen him since midday.

Sassy, I was going to wait up for you so we could have a natter but am far too exhausted... The kitchen is clean so there is nothing for you to do unless one of the guests gets a craving for a cooked meal at midnight.....heh! heh! See if you can convince any of the night owls to keep you company on the island. A simple breakfast will be just fine as everyone stuffed themselves on leftovers. How is your room and how are you getting on with the rest of the staff in your quarters? Well! I shall bid you a good night and shuffle off to my nice cozy flat...... Fat Lady Cook

Good evening Dorothy. So pleased to see you again. Its been a long time. I have been so busy with my family. I do hope you forgive me.

She has entertained Herman Finkelmeyer and his wife, Ellie-Mae to a sumptious dinner - though didn't know where the two boys, let alone te daughter, Dollie got to - made their own arrangements presumably. Ellie-mae seemed tohave difficulty opening her mouth wide enough to get a forkful of food in, so chopped her meat almost into mince, but managed the creamy deserts alright, because they were so covered in syrup she could have drunk them through a straw - extraordinary woman, looked liked she was sucking on bitter aloes all the time - not too easy to understand her when she spoke either - what with that deep Southern accent also - She had seen them off at the Ferry on to the Yacht, to return them to the Main Island, together with President Afi Rongo and his wife Taranga - such a lovely couple - so warm hearted and loving to each other.. . ... though he had been seen chatting animatedly to one or two chambermaids earlier - had even expressed a desire to return soon and spend a few days here, while his wife was visiting her relations. I hope Jean will arrange for her chambermaids to give his room especial attention when he returns - must keep in with the local dignitaries. Now - perhaps a quiet drink in the bar with some of the staff, and learn how they thought the day went. It seemed very successful, and I see we have some more Bookings coming in. Things are looking good!!

Elaine, Thanks for the drink I shall just shuffle off to the kitchen and leave instructions for Sassy.. YOu have to keep both eyes on Boris as he wonders off on his own...

Sorry Ladies, got called to the phone. Could I just have a double Gordon's Gin and a Fresh orange juice, no ice. No, dont pour the whole bottle in, just half, save the rest for next one.

Elaine, Scotch on the rocks will be me fine than you!

Sounds great, looking forward to it. Maggie

Hello Dr. Legs, Maggie, Elaine no cocktails for me, I never touch the stuff.... Just pour two fingers of scotch.. thanks.. Fat lady cook kicks off her shoes....

Oooh heck its that doctor lady. Er sure miss, er marm, er doc, no prob Elaine is very good with the old cocktails. Maggie

Good Evening ladies. I see you are taking a break. May I join you?

Boris! Where u going!,...No! not the kitchen. Elaine and Aunty Maggie have gone into the bar lets... join them for a nightcap shall we...

oh yes please, cocktails yum, surprise me with a nice exotic one. Maggie

URGENT MEMO. To, The Head Housekeeper. From, Dr. Longlegs. Md.Me. Starting from Monday 28th February 1905. All of your Household staff are expected to report to my surgery for General Medical. Twenty four hours (24) prior to this examination, you should take a bath or shower. Under ANY circumstances, there should be no sexual activities. No alcohol to be taken, only soft drinks. You may eat until 12 hours before the examination. Thank you. Dr. Longlegs. MD. ME.

*Fat lady cook YAWNS!! loudly and mutters to herself* My neck..I must have dozed off.. I ache all over.. * She sees Boris under another fern juggling white balls with his snout * How did you unlock your chain?, It must have been that weird looking guy who is always hovering about! Come along lets go and see what we can find for your dinner......

Hi Sue, I shall put you in touch with the relevant Department. I am sure we can accomodate you for your Birthday Celebrations. yes we do take all Major credit cards. Dr. Longlegs. MD. ME.

Sitting in bar and sipping a nice long cold glass of white wine. What on earth is that rumour that Boris has eaten someone. He's been under those ferns all day sitting on what looks like a pile of ping pong balls. Maybe another croc has escaped from the zoo, Ive never seen anyone over there feeding the animals or looking after them. Honestly give a croc a bad name. Maggie